Cooking Disaster (Hard News)

Antonio Perez, a broke college student, burnt his bacon after cooking it on high for too long on Saturday morning inside his apartment. The apartment filled with smoke and Perez along with his roommates opened the front door and turned on a fan to blow the smoke outside. With all the unfortunate events, they were lucky that the fire alarms were not set off. When asked about this disaster that occured Perez simply replied “Shut up.”

Perez decided that clearing out the smoke worked up an even bigger appetite. He started cooking more bacon as well as a sausage patty. Determined to not mess up this time, Perez flipped his bacon and sausage constantly. While flipping the sausage patty Perez wasn’t careful enough and let it fall to the floor. Perez then shared some very explicit language that can not be shared through this news source. Even though he had a rough time cooking on Saturday morning, his second attempt at cooking bacon was a success. Feeling better about himself, we asked how he felt about the situation one last time. Perez responded “I admit it, I burned the bacon.”